Friday Funnies: You KNOW you’ve been married a long time when…

WIFE – What is this credit card charge? I said NO MORE GUNS

HUSBAND – That’s not another gun.

WIFE – What the hell is it then?

HUSBAND – I’m having an affair.

WIFE – You lyin’ sack of shit you’ve been buying guns again, stop it!

HUSBAND – Yes dear


Slightly modified from the version found on Shield Tactical‘s Facebook Page


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